{"id":2603,"date":"2009-11-01T18:57:39","date_gmt":"2009-11-01T17:57:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=2603"},"modified":"2009-11-01T18:57:39","modified_gmt":"2009-11-01T17:57:39","slug":"policijski-branje-in-pisanje","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/policijski-branje-in-pisanje","title":{"rendered":"Policijski branje in pisanje"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V avtobusu si potnika pripovedujeta vice, za njima pa sedita policista.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ali ve\u0161, zakaj sta vedno po dva policista skupaj?&#8221;<br \/>\nvpra\u0161a prvi potnik drugega.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ja to pa vem ja. Eden zna brati, drugi pa pisati,&#8221;<br \/>\nodgovori drugi.<\/p>\n<p>Policistoma je dovolj, vstaneta in se jezna postavita poleg njiju.<\/p>\n<p>Prvi zahteva osebni izkaznici. Ko mu ju izro\u010dita, ju skrbno prebere, nato pa re\u010de kolegu:<br \/>\n&#8220;Tone, pi\u0161i&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V avtobusu si potnika pripovedujeta vice, za njima pa sedita policista. &#8220;Ali ve\u0161, zakaj sta vedno po dva policista skupaj?&#8221; vpra\u0161a prvi potnik drugega.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[1146,242,1952],"class_list":["post-2603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-policijski","tag-pisanje","tag-policaji","tag-policijsko-branje"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2604,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2603\/revisions\/2604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}