{"id":2511,"date":"2009-09-14T19:15:31","date_gmt":"2009-09-14T18:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=2511"},"modified":"2009-09-14T19:15:31","modified_gmt":"2009-09-14T18:15:31","slug":"izjave-solarckov-solski-vici-sale-solske","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/izjave-solarckov-solski-vici-sale-solske","title":{"rendered":"Izjave \u0161olar\u010dkov"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Adam in Eva sta \u017eivela v Parizu.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; V soboto je ata zmagal na razstavi psov.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Breskva je kakor jabolko, samo s tepihom naokrog.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u010ce bi jedli bolne krave, bi dobili ISDN.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ribje pal\u010dke so \u017ee dolgo mrtve in ne morejo plavati.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jaz nisem kr\u0161\u010den, sem pa cepljen.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; V Rde\u010dem kri\u017eu se \u017eenske in mo\u0161ki posve\u010dajo ljubezni, nekateri brezpla\u010dno, nekateri pa vzamejo denar.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; V\u017eigalice je treba skriti, da ne bi dobili malih otrok.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Stric je odpeljal svinjo za hi\u0161o in jo zaklal skupaj z dedkom.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Moja teta je \u0161la na aerobiko. Drugi dan so jo roke tako bolele, da jih ni mogla dvigniti nad glavo. Prav tako noge.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Konji so imeli okraske na glavah in na repih. Jezdeci prav tako.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Biblija se pri muslimanih imenuje Kodak.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Pape\u017e \u017eivi v Vakuumu.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Pri nas imajo mo\u0161ki lahko samo eno \u017eeno. To se imenuje monotonija.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Pri nas doma ima vsak svojo sobo. Samo ata ne, on mora spati pri mami.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ne vem, koliko let imam. To se stalno spreminja.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ata je odrastel na vasi. On je videl \u017eivo kravo.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Zelo sem se ustra\u0161il, ko je zbolela mama. Mislil sem, da nam bo zdaj kuhal ata.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u017divljensko zavarovanje je denar, ki ga dobi tisti, ki pre\u017eivi smrtni slu\u010daj.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Krave ne smejo hitro te\u010di, da ne bi polile mleka.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u010crvi ne grizejo, ker imajo rep spredaj in zadaj.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Psi imajo radi vodo. Nekateri tako zelo, da v njej \u017eivijo. To so morski psi.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u017divalski vrt je super. Tam lahko vidimo tudi \u017eivali, ki jih sploh ni.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; V Franciji so neko\u010dkriminalce ubijali z \u017eelatino.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ribe se razmno\u017eujejo tako, da nosijo iskre.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Med tednom Bog \u017eivi v raju, v nedeljo pa pride v cerkev.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Adam in Eva sta \u017eivela v Parizu. &#8211; V soboto je ata zmagal na razstavi psov. &#8211; Breskva je kakor jabolko, samo s tepihom naokrog. &#8211; \u010ce bi jedli bolne krave, bi dobili ISDN.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[694,526,12487,1896],"class_list":["post-2511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-solski","tag-solske-sale","tag-solski-vici","tag-vici","tag-vici-solarji"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2511"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2512,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2511\/revisions\/2512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}