{"id":24906,"date":"2013-05-30T14:13:01","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T13:13:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=24906"},"modified":"2013-05-30T14:13:01","modified_gmt":"2013-05-30T13:13:01","slug":"skat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/skat","title":{"rendered":"Skat"},"content":{"rendered":"

U\u010diteljica pri biologiji spra\u0161uje, \u010de kdo ve, kak\u0161na \u017eival je skat.<\/p>\n

Javi se samo Janezek: “To je zelo plo\u0161\u010data riba.”
\nU\u010diteljici ni dovolj. “Morda ve\u0161, zakaj je plo\u0161\u010data ?”
\n
\nJanezek: “Zato, ker jo je nategnil kit.”
\nU\u010diteljica ga takoj po\u0161lje k ravnatelju.<\/p>\n

Na njegovo vpra\u0161anje, zakaj je tako grdo govoril, Janezek odvrne: “U\u010diteljica vedno postavlja provokativna vpra\u0161anja. \u010ce ji ne bi tako odgovoril, bi verjetno hotela vedeti, zakaj ima \u017eaba tako velike o\u010di.”<\/p>\n

Zdaj za\u010dne zanimati ravnatelja: “Ja, in zakaj ima \u017eaba tako velike o\u010di?”
\nJanezek: “Zato, ker je gledala, kako je kit nategnil skata.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

U\u010diteljica pri biologiji spra\u0161uje, \u010de kdo ve, kak\u0161na \u017eival je skat. Javi se samo Janezek: “To je zelo plo\u0161\u010data riba.” U\u010diteljici ni dovolj. “Morda ve\u0161, zakaj je plo\u0161\u010data ?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[735,10415,273],"class_list":["post-24906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zivalski","tag-sale-o-zivalih","tag-skat","tag-zivalski-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24906"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24907,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24906\/revisions\/24907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}