Za trideseto obletnico poroke re\u010de mo\u017e \u017eeni:<\/p>\n
“Vse \u017eivljenje si mi kuhala, zdaj pa greva in izbrala bo\u0161 za oba kar \u017eeli\u0161.”<\/p>\n
In res. V nobel restavraciji pri mizi \u017eena naro\u010di natakarju:<\/p>\n
“Zame prinesite juho, pra\u017een krompir\u010dek, velik zrezek z gobami, solatko in sladico dneva.<\/p>\n
Potem bom morda \u0161e kavico ali sladoled.<\/p>\n
Za gospoda pa prinesite veliko skledo zeljnate solate.”<\/p>\n
Kuhar se za\u010duden obrne in gre. Mo\u017e pa vpra\u0161a \u017eeno:<\/p>\n
“Ti, zakaj ima\u0161 ti toliko raznovrstne hrane, jaz pa le zeljnato solato?”<\/p>\n
\u017dena mu odgovori:<\/p>\n
“Ve\u0161 dragi, \u010de si vse \u017eivljenje opravljal svoje obveznosti kot zajec, pa \u0161e jej kot zajec!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Za trideseto obletnico poroke re\u010de mo\u017e \u017eeni: “Vse \u017eivljenje si mi kuhala, zdaj pa greva in izbrala bo\u0161 za oba kar \u017eeli\u0161.” In res. V nobel restavraciji pri mizi \u017eena naro\u010di natakarju: “Zame prinesite juho, pra\u017een krompir\u010dek, velik zrezek z gobami, solatko in sladico dneva. Potem bom morda \u0161e kavico ali sladoled. Za gospoda pa […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[498,425,362],"class_list":["post-244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zakonski","tag-obletnica-poroke","tag-vici-zakonski","tag-zakonski-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}