Po\u010dasti \u017eena sebe faceliftingom za ro\u0111endan i bude sasvim zadovoljna rezultatom. Na putu doma zaustavi se u butiku, pa na izlazu upita prodava\u010da:<\/p>\n
– Nadam se da Vas ne gnjavim, ali \u0161to mislite koliko godina imam?
\n– 35. – odgovori prodava\u010d, a \u017eena \u0107e na to:<\/p>\n
\n– Zapravo, imam 47. – i sva zadovoljna iza\u0111e iz butika.<\/p>\n
Sko\u010di zatim do McDonaldsa i nakon \u0161to naru\u010di jelo, upita \u010dovjeka za kasom:<\/p>\n
– Nadam se da Vas ne gnjavim, ali \u0161to mislite koliko godina imam?
\n– 29. – odgovori tip za kasom.
\n– Zapravo, imam 47. – iza\u0111e sva sretna i zadovoljna.<\/p>\n
Dok je na stanici \u010dekala autobus, priupita jednog starca isto pitanje. Starac \u0107e:<\/p>\n
– Ja imam 85 godina, pa moj vid nije kao \u0161to je nekad bio, a kad sam bio mla\u0111i imao sam vatreni na\u010din za doznati Va\u0161e godine, samo bi u tom slu\u010daju morao zavu\u0107i ruku u va\u0161e ga\u0107e.<\/p>\n
Kako nije bilo nikog uokolo, a znati\u017eelja \u010dini svoje, \u017eena pristane. Stari zavu\u010de ruku u njene ga\u0107e, nje\u017eno \u010deprka jedno 5 minuta, zatim izvadi ruku van pa ka\u017ee:<\/p>\n
– 47.<\/p>\n
\u017dena uzvikne:<\/p>\n
– Pa to je nevjerojatno!! Kako ste pogodili!?
\n– Pa, bio sam iza Vas u McDonaldsu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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