{"id":2297,"date":"2009-04-17T19:31:06","date_gmt":"2009-04-17T18:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=2297"},"modified":"2009-04-17T19:31:06","modified_gmt":"2009-04-17T18:31:06","slug":"ude-zena-u-ljekarnu-vicevi-balkanski","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/ude-zena-u-ljekarnu-vicevi-balkanski","title":{"rendered":"Ude \u017eena u ljekarnu"},"content":{"rendered":"

U\u0111e \u017eena u ljekarnu i ka\u017ee farmaceutu da \u017eeli kupiti arsen.<\/p>\n

– \u0160to \u0107e vam arsen? – pita on.<\/p>\n

– \u017delim ubiti svog muza jer me vara sa drugom \u017eenom! – odgovara ona.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

– Ali gospo\u0111o, ne mogu vam prodati arsen da izvr\u0161ite ubojstvo mu\u017ea, \u010dak i ako vas vara sa drugom \u017eenom.<\/p>\n

\u017dena iz d\u017eepa izvadi fotografiju, a na fotografiji njen mu\u017e prilikom sno\u0161aju sa farmaceutovom \u017eenom.<\/p>\n

– O, ispri\u010davam se gospo\u0111o. Nisam znao da imate recept.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

U\u0111e \u017eena u ljekarnu i ka\u017ee farmaceutu da \u017eeli kupiti arsen. – \u0160to \u0107e vam arsen? – pita on. – \u017delim ubiti svog muza jer me vara sa drugom \u017eenom! – odgovara ona.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[453],"tags":[1783,988,588],"class_list":["post-2297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-balkanski","tag-lekarna","tag-vicevi","tag-zena"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2297"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2298,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2297\/revisions\/2298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}