{"id":22602,"date":"2013-03-07T12:06:10","date_gmt":"2013-03-07T11:06:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=22602"},"modified":"2013-03-07T12:06:10","modified_gmt":"2013-03-07T11:06:10","slug":"francoz-italjan-in-rus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/francoz-italjan-in-rus","title":{"rendered":"Francoz, Italjan in Rus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Se francoz, italjan in rus pogovarjajo kaj je najlep\u0161e na svetu.<\/p>\n<p>Francoz:&#8221; Predstavljajta si tole. Sem v restavraciji, na mizi pol\u017ei, \u0161ampanjec in nasproti mene lepo dekle. Po ve\u010derji jo odpeljem domov, kjer poslu\u0161ava glasbo in se potem strastno ljubiva celo no\u010d.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Italjan mu pritrdi:&#8221; Res je. Samo namesto pol\u017eov in \u0161ampanjca so na mizi \u0161pageti in kak\u0161no dobro doma\u010de vino.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Rus pa samo zmaja z glavo in re\u010de:&#8221;Zdej si pa vidva tole predstavjajta. Sibirija minus dvajset stopinj in piha veter. Jaz v topli ko\u010di mirno spim v postelji.<\/p>\n<p>Kar naekrat vstopi v sobo poveljnik in se zadere Vladimir, na stra\u017eo!.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Francoz in italjan se spogledata in vpra\u0161ata:&#8221;Kaj je pa tukaj tako lepega???&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pa pravi rus:&#8221;Da mi ni Vladimir ime!&#8221; bo\u017e\u010d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se francoz, italjan in rus pogovarjajo kaj je najlep\u0161e na svetu. Francoz:&#8221; Predstavljajta si tole. Sem v restavraciji, na mizi pol\u017ei, \u0161ampanjec in nasproti mene lepo dekle. Po ve\u010derji jo odpeljem domov, kjer poslu\u0161ava glasbo in se potem strastno ljubiva celo no\u010d.&#8221; Italjan mu pritrdi:&#8221; Res je. Samo namesto pol\u017eov in \u0161ampanjca so na mizi [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[9828,1387,9829,5377,1370],"class_list":["post-22602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stari-vici","tag-francoz","tag-hecni-vici","tag-italjan-in-rus","tag-tuj-vic","tag-tuji-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22602"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22602\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22603,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22602\/revisions\/22603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}