{"id":2154,"date":"2009-03-22T17:33:18","date_gmt":"2009-03-22T16:33:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=2154"},"modified":"2009-03-22T17:33:18","modified_gmt":"2009-03-22T16:33:18","slug":"policijski-vici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/policijski-vici","title":{"rendered":"tI Ti Ti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Patrulja, ki jo sestavljata dva policista, pripelje do telefonske govorilnice.<\/p>\n<p>Eden od policistov izstopi, se napoti v govorilnico, dvigne slu\u0161alko in tako stoji \u017ee<\/p>\n<p>dvajset minut v govorilnici in se smeje. Kon\u010dno izstopi in se spravi v avto h kolegu.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKaj si pa delal v govorilnici, saj nisi vtaknil telefonske kartice v aparat ?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cVe\u010dkrat grem v govorilnico kar brez kartice.<\/p>\n<p>Dvignem slu\u0161alko in vpra\u0161am, kdo je najlep\u0161i in najpametnej\u0161i policist, odgovor pa je vedno isti: \u201cTi\u2026ti\u2026.ti\u2026.ti\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patrulja, ki jo sestavljata dva policista, pripelje do telefonske govorilnice. Eden od policistov izstopi, se napoti v govorilnico, dvigne slu\u0161alko in tako stoji \u017ee dvajset minut v govorilnici in se smeje. Kon\u010dno izstopi in se spravi v avto h kolegu. \u201cKaj si pa delal v govorilnici, saj nisi vtaknil telefonske kartice v aparat ?\u201d \u201cVe\u010dkrat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[241,768,372],"class_list":["post-2154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-policijski","tag-policijski-vici","tag-sale-policisti","tag-vici-policaji"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2154"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2155,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2154\/revisions\/2155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}