{"id":21294,"date":"2013-02-11T23:29:08","date_gmt":"2013-02-11T22:29:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=21294"},"modified":"2013-02-11T23:29:08","modified_gmt":"2013-02-11T22:29:08","slug":"cist-blond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/cist-blond","title":{"rendered":"\u010cist blond"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Blontna policistka je sredi dela dobila menstruacijo. Bolel jo je<br \/>\ntrebuh, vendar ni smela zapustiti patruljnega mesta. Zato je poklicala<br \/>\npostajo, povedala kaj je in zahtevala zamenjavo.<br \/>\nKolega pride \u0161ele po treh urah, za povrh pa \u0161e mrtvo pijan.<br \/>\n&#8220;\u010clovek bo\u017eji, kaj pa ti je? Zakaj si pijan?&#8221;<br \/>\nPolicaj: &#8220;Ve\u0161 kako je, ko si povedala, da si dobila menstruacijo, je<br \/>\nkomandir pla\u010dal rundo za vse, potem pa \u0161e pomo\u010dnik, pa vodja izmene, in<br \/>\nnazadnje \u0161e trije policisti.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blontna policistka je sredi dela dobila menstruacijo. Bolel jo je trebuh, vendar ni smela zapustiti patruljnega mesta. Zato je poklicala postajo, povedala kaj je in zahtevala zamenjavo. Kolega pride \u0161ele po treh urah, za povrh pa \u0161e mrtvo pijan. &#8220;\u010clovek bo\u017eji, kaj pa ti je? Zakaj si pijan?&#8221; Policaj: &#8220;Ve\u0161 kako je, ko si povedala, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[6534,575,6737,241,5904,12487],"class_list":["post-21294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blondinke","tag-blond","tag-blondinke-vici","tag-hecno","tag-policijski-vici","tag-smesno","tag-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21294"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21294\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}