{"id":1999,"date":"2009-02-18T22:20:44","date_gmt":"2009-02-18T21:20:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=1999"},"modified":"2009-02-18T22:20:44","modified_gmt":"2009-02-18T21:20:44","slug":"tovornjakar-in-javna-hisa-soferski-vici-sale-soferske","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/tovornjakar-in-javna-hisa-soferski-vici-sale-soferske","title":{"rendered":"Tovornjakar in javna hi\u0161a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Po ve\u010d tednih za volanom pride tovornjakar v javno hi\u0161o, vr\u017ee 1000 evrov pred madam in re\u010de:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ho\u010dem eno starej\u0161o babo, s pove\u0161enimi jo\u0161ki, celulitisom in kro\u017enik mrzlih makaronov od v\u010deraj!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ampak gospod, za ta denar lahko dobite tri mlada dekleta in so\u010dnih zrezkov, kolikor ho\u010dete..&#8221; mu odgovori madam.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ve\u0161, draga moja,&#8221; re\u010de tovornjakar,&#8221; mi ni do seksa, le domoto\u017eje me daje.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Po ve\u010d tednih za volanom pride tovornjakar v javno hi\u0161o, vr\u017ee 1000 evrov pred madam in re\u010de: &#8220;Ho\u010dem eno starej\u0161o babo, s pove\u0161enimi jo\u0161ki, celulitisom in kro\u017enik mrzlih makaronov od v\u010deraj!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[379],"tags":[1474,1664],"class_list":["post-1999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mesane-sale","tag-javna-hisa","tag-tovornjakar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1999"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1999\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2000,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1999\/revisions\/2000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}