{"id":1977,"date":"2009-01-20T06:39:01","date_gmt":"2009-01-20T05:39:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=1977"},"modified":"2009-01-20T06:39:01","modified_gmt":"2009-01-20T05:39:01","slug":"maturantske-tocke-solski-vici-solske-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/maturantske-tocke-solski-vici-solske-sale","title":{"rendered":"Maturantske to\u010dke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pred maturo se je zelo lepa maturantka zna\u0161la v hudi zadregi. Matematika ji ni in ni \u0161la, zato se odlo\u010di za tvegani korak.<\/p>\n<p>\u0160la je k profesorju matematike in mu rekla:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Gospod profesor, \u010de mi pomagate, da bom napravila izpit iz matematike, sem pripravljena pre\u017eiveti ve\u010der z vami. Lahko boste delali z menoj, kar boste hoteli.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maturantka je bila res prava lepotica in profesor se ni mogel upreti sku\u0161njavi. Obljubil ji je ustrezno pomo\u010d in se takoj lotil lepotice. Med za\u010detnim ljubkovanjem je profesor ugotovil:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, no, draga deklica, nedol\u017ena pa nisi ve\u010d!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Gospod profesor,&#8221; se izgovarja lepoti\u010dka, &#8220;pred vpisom v gimnazijo je bilo tudi potrebno zbrati dovolj to\u010dk!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pred maturo se je zelo lepa maturantka zna\u0161la v hudi zadregi. Matematika ji ni in ni \u0161la, zato se odlo\u010di za tvegani korak. \u0160la je k profesorju matematike in mu rekla:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[694,894,693],"class_list":["post-1977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-solski","tag-solske-sale","tag-vici-sola","tag-vici-solski"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1977"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1978,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1977\/revisions\/1978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}