{"id":1898,"date":"2009-01-03T20:02:13","date_gmt":"2009-01-03T19:02:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=1898"},"modified":"2009-01-03T20:02:13","modified_gmt":"2009-01-03T19:02:13","slug":"papagaj-i-bilderu-mjo-haso-papagaj-vicevi-mujo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/papagaj-i-bilderu-mjo-haso-papagaj-vicevi-mujo","title":{"rendered":"Papagaj i bilderu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mujo je imel soseda bodybilderja in na isti strani sta imela balkon.<\/p>\n<p>Na balkonu je imel Mujo papagaja in vsako jutro, ko je bodibilder telovadil na balkonu, mu je papagaj govoril:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bilderu bilderu, pu\u0161i kur**!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Enkrat je imel bodibilder dovolj, \u0161el je k Mujotu, ga premlatil in rekel, da \u010de ne bo ukrotil svojega papagaja, ga bo naslednji\u010d \u0161e bolj premlatil.<\/p>\n<p>Mujo se je seveda ustra\u0161il in rekel papagaju, da ne sme nikoli ve\u010d re\u010di besed &#8220;pu\u0161i kurac&#8221;, \u010de ne ga bo Mujo kar sam zadavil.<\/p>\n<p>Pa naslednje jutro spet pride bodibilder na balkon in za\u010dne telovadit, pa ga papagaj nekaj \u010dasa gleda nato pa re\u010de:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bilderu, bilderu&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pa re\u010de bilder nazaj papagaju:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;\u0160ta je?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pa mu odgovori papagaj:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Zna\u0161 ti dobro \u0161ta je!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mujo je imel soseda bodybilderja in na isti strani sta imela balkon. Na balkonu je imel Mujo papagaja in vsako jutro, ko je bodibilder telovadil na balkonu, mu je papagaj govoril: &#8220;Bilderu bilderu, pu\u0161i kur**!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[892,330],"class_list":["post-1898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mujo-in-haso","tag-haso-i-mujo","tag-mujo-i-haso"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1898\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}