{"id":18527,"date":"2013-01-12T18:53:37","date_gmt":"2013-01-12T17:53:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=18527"},"modified":"2013-01-12T18:53:37","modified_gmt":"2013-01-12T17:53:37","slug":"peska","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/peska","title":{"rendered":"Pe\u0161ka"},"content":{"rendered":"

Policist je pri\u0161el na tr\u017enico k prodajalcu pe\u010dk in ga vpra\u0161al:<\/p>\n

“Kaj prodaja\u0161?”
\n“Pe\u010dke od jabolk.”<\/p>\n

“Po koliko pa so?”
\n“Dvajset eur za eno pe\u010dko.”
\n
\n“Zakaj so pa tako drage?”
\n“Ker ti po njih za\u010dnejo delovati mo\u017egani.”<\/p>\n

“No, bom pa kupil eno!” se je odlo\u010dil policist.
\nPolicist je pojedel pe\u010dko, od\u0161el, nato pa se je kmalu vrnil.<\/p>\n

“Prevaral si me!” je rekel prodajalcu. “Za dvadesetaka bi si lahko kupil deset kilogramov jabolk in tako dobil ve\u010d sto pe\u010dk!”
\n“No, vidi\u0161, da deluje!<\/p>\n

Mo\u017egani so ti za\u010deli delovati!” je rekel prodajalec.<\/p>\n

“\u010ce je pa tako, mi daj \u0161e eno!” je rekel policist dude<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Policist je pri\u0161el na tr\u017enico k prodajalcu pe\u010dk in ga vpra\u0161al: “Kaj prodaja\u0161?” “Pe\u010dke od jabolk.” “Po koliko pa so?” “Dvajset eur za eno pe\u010dko.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[8465,241,948,2697],"class_list":["post-18527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-policijski","tag-peska","tag-policijski-vici","tag-sale-policijske","tag-vic-policijski"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18527"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18528,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18527\/revisions\/18528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}