Taksi parkiri\u0161\u010de na Trgu svobode v Mariboru.
\nDo taksija pride en mo\u017eakar in taksista vpra\u0161a, koliko stane vo\u017enja do Slovenske Bistrice
\n“Tri jurje!” odgovori taksist.
\n“Uf, jaz imam pa samo dva jurja. Me za ta denar lahko peljete tja?”
\n“Ni \u0161ans. Tri jurje ali pa gre\u0161 pe\u0161!”
\n“Kaj pa \u010de me vseeno pelje\u0161 in ko bosta ta dva jurja porabljena, me da\u0161 tam ven?” “Okej, sko\u010di not.”
\nTaksist ga pelje in pazljivo kontrolira taksimeter. V kraju Polskava se izpi\u0161e \u0161tevilka 2000.
\nTaksist ustavi: “Tak, dva jurja sva zanucala.”
\nZunaj je lilo kot iz \u0161kafa.
\n“Glej, kak de\u017euje! Prosim, pelji me \u0161e teh nekaj kilometrov, da ne bom po takem pe\u0161a\u010dil” ga prosi fant.
\n“Ni \u0161ans! Mar\u0161 vun!!”
\nFantu ne preostane drugega, kot da izstopi in gre naprej pe\u0161. \u010cez en teden se isti fant spet pojavi na Trgu svobode.
\nStopi do enega taksista in re\u010de: “Tri jurje vam dam, \u010de me pelje\u0161 do Slovenske Bistrice in \u0161e tri ti dam, \u010de mi ga pof****.”
\n“Mar\u0161, prase! Gobec ti bom razbil!”
\nFant gre \u0161e do petih taksijev na tem parkiri\u0161\u010du, vsem postavi isto vpra\u0161anje in vsi mu pribli\u017eno isto odgovorijo.
\nPotem pride do svojega “znanca” taksista in mu re\u010de: “\u010cuj, tri jurje ti dam, \u010de me pelje\u0161 do Slovenske Bistrice, pa \u0161e tri ti dam, \u010de se veselo smeje\u0161 in pomaha\u0161 svojim prijateljem.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Taksi parkiri\u0161\u010de na Trgu svobode v Mariboru. Do taksija pride en mo\u017eakar in taksista vpra\u0161a, koliko stane vo\u017enja do Slovenske Bistrice “Tri jurje!” odgovori taksist. “Uf, jaz imam pa samo dva jurja. Me za ta denar lahko peljete tja?” “Ni \u0161ans. Tri jurje ali pa gre\u0161 pe\u0161!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[379],"tags":[8241,6749,380,5904,3187,1599,8277,12487],"class_list":["post-18060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mesane-sale","tag-gey","tag-maribor","tag-mesani-vici","tag-smesno","tag-taksi","tag-taksisti","tag-trg-svobode","tag-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}