{"id":17999,"date":"2013-01-09T14:09:40","date_gmt":"2013-01-09T13:09:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=17999"},"modified":"2013-01-09T14:19:57","modified_gmt":"2013-01-09T13:19:57","slug":"ni-panike-boste-eno-uro-prej-vstali","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/ni-panike-boste-eno-uro-prej-vstali","title":{"rendered":"Ni panike, boste eno uro prej vstali"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Komandir na jutranjem sestanku nagovori policaje: \u201eFantje tega je po\u010dasi dovolj. Vsi nas kritizirajo, vsak dan je po \u010dasopisih, da premalo delamo, da \u0161e majhnih lopov ne znamo polovit, kaj \u0161ele tajkunov. Kritiko bomo vzeli skrajno resno. Od jutri naprej bomo delali 25 ur na dan.\u201c<!--more--><br \/>\nPo nekaj trenutkih se le nekdo oglasi: \u201eAmpak, gospod komandir, dan ima samo 24 ur.\u201c<br \/>\nKomandir: \u201ePa boste eno uro prej vstali!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Komandir na jutranjem sestanku nagovori policaje: \u201eFantje tega je po\u010dasi dovolj. Vsi nas kritizirajo, vsak dan je po \u010dasopisih, da premalo delamo, da \u0161e majhnih lopov ne znamo polovit, kaj \u0161ele tajkunov. Kritiko bomo vzeli skrajno resno. Od jutri naprej bomo delali 25 ur na dan.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[8239,8240,6737,8238,1403,6686,1819,3623,241,872,12487,5947],"class_list":["post-17999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-policijski","tag-24ur","tag-24ur-na-dan","tag-hecno","tag-komandir","tag-kriminal","tag-lopovi","tag-policaj","tag-policija","tag-policijski-vici","tag-policist","tag-vici","tag-zabavno"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17999"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17999\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18010,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17999\/revisions\/18010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}