{"id":1777,"date":"2008-12-30T17:25:41","date_gmt":"2008-12-30T16:25:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=1777"},"modified":"2008-12-30T17:25:41","modified_gmt":"2008-12-30T16:25:41","slug":"ginekolog-in-avtomehanik-zdravniski-vici-ginekoloski-vici-sale-ginekologi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/ginekolog-in-avtomehanik-zdravniski-vici-ginekoloski-vici-sale-ginekologi","title":{"rendered":"Ginekolog in avtomehanik"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ginekolog se naveli\u010da \u0161ariti po \u017eenskih organih in se odlo\u010di da bo \u0161el za avtomehanika. Pride do prvega avtomehanika in mu razlo\u017ei svoj problem.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u201cPrav.\u201d odvrne mehanik. \u201cTakole bova naredila.<\/p>\n<p>Tukaj ima\u0161 eno ma\u0161ino. \u010de jo bos znal razdreti, bo tvoja pla\u010da 60 jurjev,<br \/>\n\u010de pa jo bo\u0161 se znal sestaviti, bo\u0161 imel 100 jurjev pla\u010de.\u201d Res ginekolog razstavi in sestavi ma\u0161ino, mehanik pa ga opazuje.<\/p>\n<p>Ko kon\u010da, mu re\u010de: \u201cV redu, sprejet si, pla\u010de pa bo\u0161 imel 150 jurjev.\u201d \u201cZakaj pa 150 jurjev?\u201d, je za\u010duden ginekolog.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Mehanik mu pojasni:<\/p>\n<p>\u201dGlej, ma\u0161ino si pravilno razstavil. Tudi sestavil si jo pravilno.<\/p>\n<p>Ampak, da si vse to naredil skozi auspuh, ti dam pa \u0161e 50 jurjev.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ginekolog se naveli\u010da \u0161ariti po \u017eenskih organih in se odlo\u010di da bo \u0161el za avtomehanika. Pride do prvega avtomehanika in mu razlo\u017ei svoj problem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[1493,946,1494,203],"class_list":["post-1777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zdravstveni","tag-ginekoloske-sale","tag-ginekoloski-vici","tag-sale-ginekoloske","tag-zdravstveni-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1777"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1777\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}