{"id":1762,"date":"2008-12-16T20:49:05","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T19:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=1762"},"modified":"2008-12-16T20:49:05","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T19:49:05","slug":"javna-hisa-in-upokojenca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/javna-hisa-in-upokojenca","title":{"rendered":"Javna hi\u0161a in upokojenca"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Starej\u0161a gospoda, oba \u017ee ve\u010d let spolno vzdr\u017ena, skleneta, da je skrajni \u010das, da obnovita znanje v javni hi\u0161i.<\/p>\n<p>Ko ju madame zagleda, si misli, da na teh dveh \u017ee ne bo tro\u0161ila svojih deklet, zato obema podtakne napihljivo lutko. Ko se starca vrneta vsak iz svoje sobe, sta videti zbegana, a ne re\u010deta nobene. Na poti domov se eden le odpre:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n&#8220;Brane, nerodno mi je tole priznati, ampak mislim, da je bila moja punca mrtva. Niti enkrat se ni premaknila, niti enkrat zastokala, niti ene besede mi ni namenila, ni\u010d. Kako je bilo pri tebi?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Drugi tudi ni prepri\u010dan: &#8220;Moja, mislim, da je bila \u010darovnica.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Kako to misli\u0161?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ko sem ji grizljal vrat, je iznenada zasikala in odfr\u010dala skozi okno.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Starej\u0161a gospoda, oba \u017ee ve\u010d let spolno vzdr\u017ena, skleneta, da je skrajni \u010das, da obnovita znanje v javni hi\u0161i. Ko ju madame zagleda, si misli, da na teh dveh \u017ee ne bo tro\u0161ila svojih deklet, zato obema podtakne napihljivo lutko. Ko se starca vrneta vsak iz svoje sobe, sta videti zbegana, a ne re\u010deta nobene. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[1474,1478,1477,1475,1476],"class_list":["post-1762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stari-vici","tag-javna-hisa","tag-sala-sale","tag-sale-sala","tag-upokojenca","tag-upokojenci"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}