{"id":1733,"date":"2008-12-08T21:59:40","date_gmt":"2008-12-08T20:59:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=1733"},"modified":"2008-12-08T21:59:40","modified_gmt":"2008-12-08T20:59:40","slug":"brodolom-in-racunalnicar-racunalniski-vici-sale-racunalnicarji","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/brodolom-in-racunalnicar-racunalniski-vici-sale-racunalnicarji","title":{"rendered":"Brodolom in ra\u010dunalni\u010dar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tip ra\u010dunalni\u010dar je do\u017eivel brodolom in se je zna\u0161el na pustem otoku.<br \/>\nMinevali so dnevi in meseci. Dojel je, da ga nih\u010de ne bo re\u0161il.<\/p>\n<p>Za\u010del je graditi nekak\u0161no kolibo in ko je kon\u010dal, je globoko zaspal.<br \/>\nKo se je zjutraj prebudil, je nad njim stala plavolasa zenska,<br \/>\nprsata, vitka in mu re\u010de:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pridi k meni, sem na drugi strani otoka.<br \/>\nPri\u0161la sta k njej ko on vidi: velika hi\u0161a, vse urejeno.<br \/>\nVpra\u0161a jo, odkod ji vse to.<br \/>\nPa vse to sem pobrala z ladje, preden se je potopila.<\/p>\n<p>Gresta notri, ona ga dobro nahrani&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Rekla mu je, naj se stu\u0161ira, ker ona ima tudi toplo vodo, bojler na<br \/>\ngenerator.<br \/>\nOn se stu\u0161ira, pride ven, a \u017eenska sname modr\u010dek, pa hla\u010dke in mu<br \/>\nre\u010de:<br \/>\nSedaj pa ti bom dala tisto, kar \u010dakas ze \u0161est mesecev &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Tip pa ji re\u010de:<br \/>\nPa ne me basat, da imas tudi internet!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tip ra\u010dunalni\u010dar je do\u017eivel brodolom in se je zna\u0161el na pustem otoku. Minevali so dnevi in meseci. Dojel je, da ga nih\u010de ne bo re\u0161il. Za\u010del je graditi nekak\u0161no kolibo in ko je kon\u010dal, je globoko zaspal. Ko se je zjutraj prebudil, je nad njim stala plavolasa zenska, prsata, vitka in mu re\u010de:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[1107,809],"class_list":["post-1733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-racunalniski","tag-racunalnicarji","tag-sale-racunalniske"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1733"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}