{"id":1705,"date":"2008-11-07T22:27:25","date_gmt":"2008-11-07T21:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=1705"},"modified":"2008-11-07T22:27:25","modified_gmt":"2008-11-07T21:27:25","slug":"vaba-za-policaje","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/vaba-za-policaje","title":{"rendered":"Vaba za policaje"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Neke no\u010di policaj sedi v zasedi pred gostilno,ko iz nje pride \u017ee na prvi<br \/>\npogled zelo pijan \u010dlovek.<\/p>\n<p>Opoteka se,ko pride do avtomobila,ga komaj odklene.Ko kon\u010dno sede za<br \/>\nvolan in spelje,se za njim odpelje tudi policaj.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Vklopi sireno in lu\u010di ter za\u010dne loviti mo\u017eakarja.<\/p>\n<p>Po desetih minutah dirke pijani mo\u017eakar le ustavi vozilo.<\/p>\n<p>Seveda mora opraviti alkotest,a kaj,ko poka\u017ee 0,0!<\/p>\n<p>Policaj se razjezi in vpra\u0161a v \u010dem je finta.<\/p>\n<p>Voznik mu odgovori: &#8221;Jaz sem danes samo vaba.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Neke no\u010di policaj sedi v zasedi pred gostilno,ko iz nje pride \u017ee na prvi pogled zelo pijan \u010dlovek. Opoteka se,ko pride do avtomobila,ga komaj odklene.Ko kon\u010dno sede za volan in spelje,se za njim odpelje tudi policaj.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[1433,714,1434],"class_list":["post-1705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-policijski","tag-policijska-vaba","tag-policisti","tag-vaba-policaji"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}