Dodju Mujo i Haso na benzinsku pumpu u Njema\u010dkoj i pita ih radnik:
\n“Diesel? Super?”<\/p>\n
Kaze Mujo: “Wasser!”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Gleda Nijemac u \u010dudu, ali svejedno nato\u010di vode do vrha. Mujo izvadi neku<\/p>\n
tabletu i ubaci u rezervoar, sjedne u auto, upali i ode.<\/p>\n
Nijemcu pala vilica.<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
Sutra, ista situacija, opet Mujo tra\u017ei vodu, Nijemac nato\u010di, Mujo ubaci<\/p>\n
tabletu i ode.<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
Tre\u0107i dan, Mujo dolazi na pumpu, tra\u017ei vode, ali dolazi mu neki gospodin<\/p>\n
u odijelu i ka\u017ee: “\u010cuo sam da imate neke posebne tablete. Ja sam<\/p>\n
direktor ESSO-a i spremni smo vam dati milijun eura za njih!”<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
Ka\u017ee Mujo: ” Ili tri milijuna ili ni\u0161ta od posla.”<\/p>\n
Nijemac izbroji tri milijuna, Mujo mu da bo\u010dicu tableta i ode.<\/p>\n
Voze se oni tako, kad ga pita Haso:<\/p>\n
“Je li Mujo, kako \u0107emo se mi sad vozit’?”<\/p>\n
“Pa na plin, k’o i do sada…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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