{"id":1679,"date":"2008-11-07T21:51:42","date_gmt":"2008-11-07T20:51:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=1679"},"modified":"2008-11-07T21:51:42","modified_gmt":"2008-11-07T20:51:42","slug":"kako-pregnati-zeno-iz-stanovanja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/kako-pregnati-zeno-iz-stanovanja","title":{"rendered":"Kako pregnati \u017eeno iz stanovanja"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Toni: Poslu\u0161i prjatu, kako bi jest<br \/>\nizgnal tega hudirja iz hi\u0161e, ma<br \/>\nvsaj za en cajt.<\/p>\n<p>Dule: Kej misle\u0161, \u017eeno?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Toni: Eko, ja!<\/p>\n<p>Dule: Alora, poslu\u0161i Toni, kako je meni<\/p>\n<p>to ratalo.<\/p>\n<p>Toni: Ben, kaku?<\/p>\n<p>Dule: V antikvariatu sem<\/p>\n<p>kupil zelo staro knjigo, v njej<\/p>\n<p>sem na\u0161el recept za izgon<\/p>\n<p>hudirja. Nabavil sem krasta\u010do,<\/p>\n<p>lase \u010darovnice, vol\u010dje o\u010di,<\/p>\n<p>ka\u010dje mo\u017egane, pajkova rebrca in<\/p>\n<p>krokodilji iztrebek.<\/p>\n<p>Toni: In kaj je bilo potem?<\/p>\n<p>Dule: Vse te sestavine sem zme\u0161al v<\/p>\n<p>loncu in skuhal. Nato sem s to<\/p>\n<p>specialno snovjo podmazal pod<\/p>\n<p>pazduho in pod brado ter<\/p>\n<p>po\u0161prical vse stene v stanovanju!<\/p>\n<p>Toni: In kaj je bilo potem?<\/p>\n<p>Dule: Potem je nastal hud prepir z<\/p>\n<p>\u017eeno in je ona vsa besna<\/p>\n<p>zapustila stanovanje!<\/p>\n<p>Si videl?<\/p>\n<p>Stvar funkcionira,deluje, ti re\u010dem!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Toni: Poslu\u0161i prjatu, kako bi jest izgnal tega hudirja iz hi\u0161e, ma vsaj za en cajt. Dule: Kej misle\u0161, \u017eeno?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[888,620,362],"class_list":["post-1679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zakonski","tag-sale-zakonci","tag-zakonci","tag-zakonski-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1679"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1679\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}