{"id":1642,"date":"2008-10-26T16:10:04","date_gmt":"2008-10-26T15:10:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=1642"},"modified":"2008-10-26T16:10:04","modified_gmt":"2008-10-26T15:10:04","slug":"audition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/audition","title":{"rendered":"Audition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>3 men (a Belgian, a German and a French) have an audition for a<br \/>\nnew job in England. The interviewer tells them:<br \/>\n&#8220;OK, you&#8217;ll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 words: green, pink and yellow.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>First, the Belgian says :<br \/>\n&#8220;I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper<br \/>\nand in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Then, the German:<br \/>\n&#8220;I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass<br \/>\nand I think to myself: I hope it will be a pink day&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>And the French :<br \/>\n&#8220;I wake up in ze morningk, I hear ze phone : green&#8230; green&#8230;<br \/>\ngreen&#8230; pink up ze phone and I say &#8220;Yellow?&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3 men (a Belgian, a German and a French) have an audition for a new job in England. The interviewer tells them: &#8220;OK, you&#8217;ll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 words: green, pink and yellow.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[12497,902],"class_list":["post-1642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angleski-vici","tag-angleski-vici","tag-sale-angleske"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}