Lete avionom Mujo i papagaj. Dolazi stjuardesa i pita ih \u0161to \u017eele
\npopiti.
\n– Viski! – odgovori Mujo.<\/p>\n
– Kakav viski! – vikne stjuardesa – Jeste li vi normalni? Zar ne znate da je
\nrat! Budite sretni \u0161to ste uop\u0107te u avionu!
\n<\/p>\n
– OK, onda mi donesi sok. – odgovori Mujo.
\n– A vi? – pita stjuardesa papagaja.<\/p>\n
– Ma \u0161ta mi se tu izmotava\u0161, pi\u010d*** TI M***! Brzo donesi jedan viski s
\nledom! – viknu papagaj.<\/p>\n
Stjuardesa otr\u010di do pilota i po\u017eali mu se na \u010dudne putnike, a on ka\u017ee da im
\novaj put da to \u0161to su tra\u017eili, ali ako nastave tako da je maltretiraju, onda
\n\u0107e on srediti stvar. Stjuardesa im odnese pi\u0107e – viski za papagaja, sok za
\nMuju. Mujo bijesan zove djevojku:<\/p>\n
– \u0160ta se izmotava\u0161, piz**** TI *****, papagaju viski, a meni sok! Brzo
\ndonesi i meni jedan viski, jebem ti mater!<\/p>\n
Stjuardesa otr\u010di do pilota, ka\u017ee \u0161to se dogodilo, a pilot otvori vrata i
\nizbaci Muju i papagaja iz aviona. Dok su padali, papagaj pita Muju:<\/p>\n
– Je li Mujo, jel ti zna\u0161 letjeti?<\/p>\n
– Ne. – odgovori Mujo.<\/p>\n
– Pa \u0161to se onda kur\u010di\u0161?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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