{"id":1557,"date":"2008-10-05T20:38:53","date_gmt":"2008-10-05T19:38:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=1557"},"modified":"2008-10-05T20:38:53","modified_gmt":"2008-10-05T19:38:53","slug":"delavec-in-pivo-sluzbene-sale-sluzbeni-vici-vici-sluzbeni-sale-vici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/delavec-in-pivo-sluzbene-sale-sluzbeni-vici-vici-sluzbeni-sale-vici","title":{"rendered":"Delavec in pivo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Iz pivovarne pride delavec pred neko hi\u0161o in pozvoni.<\/p>\n<p>Vrata se odprejo in na prag stopi \u017eenska, ter vpra\u0161a kaj je narobe.<\/p>\n<p>Delavec: &#8216;V pivovarni je pri\u0161lo do nesre\u010de. \u017dal vam moram sporo\u010dit, da<\/p>\n<p>je va\u0161 mo\u017e umrl.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u017denska: &#8216; Jezus marija kaj se mu je pa zgodilo?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Delavec: &#8216;V cisterno s pivom je padel in utonil&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>\u017denska, vsa v solzah: &#8216;Pa je vsaj hitro umrl ali se je dolgo mu\u010dil?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Delavec: &#8216;\u017dal moram re\u010di da se je kar dolgo mu\u010dil. Trikrat je \u0161el ven<\/p>\n<p>scat preden je bilo vsega konec.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iz pivovarne pride delavec pred neko hi\u0161o in pozvoni. Vrata se odprejo in na prag stopi \u017eenska, ter vpra\u0161a kaj je narobe. Delavec: &#8216;V pivovarni je pri\u0161lo do nesre\u010de. \u017dal vam moram sporo\u010dit, da je va\u0161 mo\u017e umrl.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[861,517],"class_list":["post-1557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sluzbeni","tag-sale-sluzbene","tag-vici-sluzbeni"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}