{"id":15079,"date":"2012-12-01T22:16:45","date_gmt":"2012-12-01T21:16:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=15079"},"modified":"2012-12-01T22:16:45","modified_gmt":"2012-12-01T21:16:45","slug":"pomagajte-mi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/pomagajte-mi","title":{"rendered":"Pomagajte mi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div>Pacient, ki je imel zapi\u010den no\u017e v trebuh pride do zdravnika in re\u010de: \u201cPomagajte mi. Umiram.\u201d<\/div>\n<div>Doktor pravi: \u201cUra je pet minut do treh, mi pa delamo samo do treh. Ne morem vas sprejeti. Pridite jutri.\u201d<\/div>\n<div>\u201cProsim pomagajte mi, ne bom zdr\u017eal do jutri\u201d.<!--more--><\/div>\n<div>\u201cPrav.\u201d re\u010de doktor, mu izpuli no\u017e iz trebuha in mu ga zapi\u010di v oko: \u201cPojdite k okulistu. On dela do \u0161tirih.\u201d<\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pacient, ki je imel zapi\u010den no\u017e v trebuh pride do zdravnika in re\u010de: \u201cPomagajte mi. Umiram.\u201d Doktor pravi: \u201cUra je pet minut do treh, mi pa delamo samo do treh. Ne morem vas sprejeti. Pridite jutri.\u201d \u201cProsim pomagajte mi, ne bom zdr\u017eal do jutri\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[3848,6737,5904,12487,5947,222,203,582],"class_list":["post-15079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zdravstveni","tag-dohtar","tag-hecno","tag-smesno","tag-vici","tag-zabavno","tag-zdravnik","tag-zdravstveni-vici","tag-zdravstvo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15079"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15080,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15079\/revisions\/15080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}