{"id":14894,"date":"2012-11-30T14:46:27","date_gmt":"2012-11-30T13:46:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=14894"},"modified":"2012-11-30T14:46:27","modified_gmt":"2012-11-30T13:46:27","slug":"spremstvo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/spremstvo","title":{"rendered":"Spremstvo"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bosanec, Hercegovec in \u010crnogorec pridejo prezgodaj na \u017eelezni\u0161ko postajo.
Ker vlaka \u0161e ni bilo, so sko\u010dili v bife na enega kratkega..<\/p>\n

Malo so se zaklepetali, ko opazijo, da je vlak pripeljal na postajo.
Ko pridejo na peron je vlak \u017ee speljeval, zato ste\u010dejo za njim.
In, kot v vsakem vicu, prvi preneha te\u010di \u010crnogorec. Hercegovec \u0161e nekaj \u010dasa te\u010de za odhajajo\u010dim vlakom, nato odneha tudi on.<\/p>\n

Bosanec pa ne odneha. Te\u010de vse mo\u010dneje in hitreje, iztegne roko, zagrabi \u0161tango, posko\u010di, se zavali na stopnico vlaka, se pobere in vstopi v vlak.<\/p>\n

Prva dvojica zadihana opazujeta bosan\u010dev manever, pa \u010crnogorec re\u010de:
“Vidi\u0161 budalo, pa samo pospremit naju je pri\u0161el”!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bosanec, Hercegovec in \u010crnogorec pridejo prezgodaj na \u017eelezni\u0161ko postajo. Ker vlaka \u0161e ni bilo, so sko\u010dili v bife na enega kratkega..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[453],"tags":[455,560,7245,3076],"class_list":["post-14894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-balkanski","tag-balkanski-vici","tag-sale-balkanske","tag-spremstvo","tag-vic-balkanski"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14894"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14895,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14894\/revisions\/14895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}