{"id":148,"date":"2008-04-11T18:47:24","date_gmt":"2008-04-11T17:47:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=148"},"modified":"2008-04-11T18:47:24","modified_gmt":"2008-04-11T17:47:24","slug":"vic-o-policaju-in-radarju","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/vic-o-policaju-in-radarju","title":{"rendered":"Vic o policaju in radarju"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Policist stoji ob cesti in spremlja hitrost na radarju. Omejitev je 80 kilometrov na uro in vozniki se tega dr\u017eijo.<\/p>\n<p>Naenkrat pa pride mimo avtomobil, ki vozi 33 na uro. Ker je prepo\u010dasna vo\u017enja tudi nevarna,<br \/>\npolicist ustavi avtomobil.<\/p>\n<p>V njem sedijo \u0161tiri babice. Ena vozi, druge pa sedijo popolnoma blede z izbuljenimi o\u010dmi.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Gospod policist, v \u010dem je problem. Saj nisem vozila prehitro, a ne ? &#8220;Ne, gospa, niste vozili prehitro.<\/p>\n<p>Vozili ste prepo\u010dasi. In to je lahko tudi zelo nevarno! &#8221; &#8220;Prepo\u010dasi? Ne,ne vozila sem to\u010dno 33 na uro, kot je bila omejitev.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Gospa, 33 ni omejitev hitrosti ampak \u0161tevilka ceste, na kateri se ste!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Joj, zdaj pa mi je nerodno. Hvala, gospod policist, da ste me opozorili na napako. Obljubim, da se ne bo ponovilo!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dobro, dobro, le pojdite zdaj. Le nekaj bi vas \u0161e vpra\u0161al.<\/p>\n<p>Kako to, da so ostale dame tako blede in prestra\u0161ene.<\/p>\n<p>Je z njimi kaj narobe?&#8221; &#8220;Oh, ne, le do pred kratkim smo vozile po cesti \u0161tevilka 195.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Policist stoji ob cesti in spremlja hitrost na radarju. Omejitev je 80 kilometrov na uro in vozniki se tega dr\u017eijo. Naenkrat pa pride mimo avtomobil, ki vozi 33 na uro. Ker je prepo\u010dasna vo\u017enja tudi nevarna, policist ustavi avtomobil. V njem sedijo \u0161tiri babice. Ena vozi, druge pa sedijo popolnoma blede z izbuljenimi o\u010dmi. &#8220;Gospod [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[374,243,375,373,244],"class_list":["post-148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-policijski","tag-policaj-in-radar","tag-policajski-vici","tag-policisti-vic","tag-radar","tag-vici-o-policajih"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}