{"id":147,"date":"2008-04-11T18:44:06","date_gmt":"2008-04-11T17:44:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=147"},"modified":"2008-04-11T18:44:06","modified_gmt":"2008-04-11T17:44:06","slug":"park-tivoli-in-policista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/park-tivoli-in-policista","title":{"rendered":"Park Tivoli in policista"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dva policista se v prostem \u010dasu sre\u010data v Tivoliju.<\/p>\n

Eden je imel lepo \u017eensko kolo.<\/p>\n

“Oh, kako lepo kolo ima\u0161! Koliko si pa pla\u010dal zanj?”<\/p>\n

“Ni\u010d! V\u010deraj zve\u010der sem patruljiral po parku, ko se je na tem kolesu pripeljala lepotica.<\/p>\n

Zaustavila se je ob meni, prislonila kolo na drevo in se popolnoma slekla.<\/p>\n

Potem mi je rekla, da od nje lahko dobim vse, kar si za\u017eelim.<\/p>\n

In jaz sem si izbral kolo.”<\/p>\n

“Dobro si izbral! Njena obleka ti itak ne bi bila prav!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dva policista se v prostem \u010dasu sre\u010data v Tivoliju. Eden je imel lepo \u017eensko kolo. “Oh, kako lepo kolo ima\u0161! Koliko si pa pla\u010dal zanj?” “Ni\u010d! V\u010deraj zve\u010der sem patruljiral po parku, ko se je na tem kolesu pripeljala lepotica. Zaustavila se je ob meni, prislonila kolo na drevo in se popolnoma slekla. Potem mi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[241,371,244,372],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-policijski","tag-policijski-vici","tag-tivoli","tag-vici-o-policajih","tag-vici-policaji"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}