{"id":1412,"date":"2008-09-25T21:58:08","date_gmt":"2008-09-25T20:58:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=1412"},"modified":"2008-09-25T21:58:08","modified_gmt":"2008-09-25T20:58:08","slug":"na-avtobusni-postaji","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/na-avtobusni-postaji","title":{"rendered":"Na avtobusni postaji"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Na avtobusni postaji stojijo mamica s sinkom in policaj. Mali ves \u010das<\/p>\n<p>te\u010dnari, kdaj bo pri\u0161el avtobus. Mama ga potola\u017ei : &#8220;\u0160ofer je imel gumi<\/p>\n<p>defekt, samo menja gumo in pride.&#8221;. \u010cez minuto mali spet te\u010dnari, mama<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>pravi: &#8220;Avtobus je bil umazan, \u0161ofer ga \u0161e opere in pride.&#8221;. Mali spet<\/p>\n<p>te\u010dnari, mama pravi : &#8220;Sedaj ga \u0161ofer samo \u0161e prebarva, da bo lep\u0161i, in<\/p>\n<p>pride&#8230;&#8221;. Policaj, ki vse to poslu\u0161a, pa jezno zabri\u0161e kapo v tla in<\/p>\n<p>pravi:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pa mamo m&#8217; &#8221;&#8221;&#8217;&#8230;., a zdaj se ga je pa spravil \u0161e barvat &#8230;.!!&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na avtobusni postaji stojijo mamica s sinkom in policaj. Mali ves \u010das te\u010dnari, kdaj bo pri\u0161el avtobus. Mama ga potola\u017ei : &#8220;\u0160ofer je imel gumi defekt, samo menja gumo in pride.&#8221;. \u010cez minuto mali spet te\u010dnari, mama<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[241,244],"class_list":["post-1412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-policijski","tag-policijski-vici","tag-vici-o-policajih"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}