{"id":1376,"date":"2008-09-23T21:56:51","date_gmt":"2008-09-23T20:56:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=1376"},"modified":"2008-09-23T21:56:51","modified_gmt":"2008-09-23T20:56:51","slug":"prostitutka-kaca-in-zajcek-vici-o-zivalih","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/prostitutka-kaca-in-zajcek-vici-o-zivalih","title":{"rendered":"Prostitutka ka\u010da in zaj\u010dek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zaj\u010dek pride v javno hi\u0161o, seveda \u017eeljan seksa.<\/p>\n<p>Ponudijo mu dnevni meni na katerem so zaj\u010dce, ma\u010dkice, goske in \u0161e<br \/>\nmnogo pisane \u017eivalske srenje.<\/p>\n<p>Pravi si: &#8220;hmmm, tole sem \u017ee vse probal, \u017eelim si malo eksotike&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Vidi, da v spodnjem kotu menija omenjajo pitonko. O\u010di se mu zasvetjijo:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tooo!&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pride v sobo in na veliki postelji vidi prelepo pitonko, kako se zapeljivo zvija: &#8220;sssssss&#8230;&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Pitonka ga opazi in v njeni glavi takoj zasveti rde\u010da lu\u010d &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>ve\u010derjaaaaa!<\/p>\n<p>Sssskkkk&#8230;&#8230;..in poje ubogega zajca.<\/p>\n<p>Ko ji polzi proti trebuhu, ji \u0161ine v glavo:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Opppps, mogo\u010de pa to ni bila ve\u010derja ampak stranka!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Takoj ga izpljune. Zajec se otrese, bil je \u010disto slinast, si pogladi ko\u017eu\u0161\u010dek in poravna u\u0161esa.<\/p>\n<p>Jezno re\u010de: &#8220;Pazi mala, kako fafa\u0161!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zaj\u010dek pride v javno hi\u0161o, seveda \u017eeljan seksa. Ponudijo mu dnevni meni na katerem so zaj\u010dce, ma\u010dkice, goske in \u0161e mnogo pisane \u017eivalske srenje. Pravi si: &#8220;hmmm, tole sem \u017ee vse probal, \u017eelim si malo eksotike&#8221;. Vidi, da v spodnjem kotu menija omenjajo pitonko. O\u010di se mu zasvetjijo: &#8220;Tooo!&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[1204,1205,275,621],"class_list":["post-1376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zivalski","tag-sala-zivali","tag-sale-zivalske","tag-vici-o-zivalih","tag-zivalski-vic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}