Kak\u0161ni so ‘Super \u010dustveni kondomi’ ?
\nKo mo\u0161ki odide, oni ostanejo in se pogovarjajo z \u017eensko.<\/p>\n
Kateri je najslab\u0161i mo\u017eni trenutek, da te zadene infarkt?
\nMed igranjem pantomime.<\/p>\n
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Deliti restavracijo na dva dela – kadilski in nekadilski – je kakor deliti bazen na dve polovici – v eno lahko \u0161\u010dijete, v drugo pa ne.<\/p>\n
“\u010cesa bi se la\u017eje odrekel, \u017eensk ali vina?”
\n“Odvisno od letnika…”<\/p>\n
Vse gobe so u\u017eitne. Ve\u010dina celo ve\u010dkrat.<\/p>\n
Kateri so polo\u017eaji stikala na vibratorju?
\n‘F**k on’ in ‘F**k off’.<\/p>\n
Kaj je vrhunec samoljubja?
\n\u010ce med orgazmom kli\u010de\u0161 svoje ime.<\/p>\n
Kako ve\u0161, da si fasal virus pti\u010dje gripe?
\nKo za\u010duti\u0161 neznosno \u017eeljo, da bi se nekomu posral na vetrobransko \u0161ipo.<\/p>\n
So vpra\u0161ali Dudeka, kako velik je njegov ‘ponos’.
\n“Pa, ni preve\u010d velik, je pa zato mehak kot du\u0161ica…”<\/p>\n
Blondinka re\u0161uje kri\u017eanko –
\nOsnovna \u0161ola (dve \u010drki) : NE<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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