{"id":1332,"date":"2008-09-18T20:47:35","date_gmt":"2008-09-18T19:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=1332"},"modified":"2008-09-18T20:47:35","modified_gmt":"2008-09-18T19:47:35","slug":"direktor-uspesnega-podjetja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/direktor-uspesnega-podjetja","title":{"rendered":"Direktor uspe\u0161nega podjetja"},"content":{"rendered":"

Direktor nekega podjetja se sprehaja po mestu, ko ga nagovori klo\u0161ar.<\/p>\n

Prosi ga za nekaj drobi\u017ea. Direktor ima poseben dan, zares izvle\u010de iz \u017eepa denarnico in vpra\u0161a klo\u0161arja: “A bo\u0161 denar porabil za viski?” Klo\u0161ar re\u010de:<\/p>\n

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“Ne, piti sem nehal \u017ee pred leti.” Direktor vpra\u0161a: “A ga bo\u0161 porabil za hazardiranje?” “Za hazardiranje? Tudi tega nisem po\u010del \u017ee celo ve\u010dnost.” Direktor vpra\u0161a: “A ga bo\u0161 porabil mogo\u010de za igro golfa?” “Ne, ne spomnim se, kdaj sem nazadnje igral golf.” “Potem ti pa ne dam denarja.<\/p>\n

Namesto tega te vabim k sebi domov na ve\u010derjo, ki jo bo skuhala moja \u017eena.” Brezdomec je \u0161okiran: “A ne bo va\u0161a \u017eena besna? Sklepam da ne pu\u0161\u010dam najprijetnej\u0161ih vonjav okrog sebe in da sem precej grozen na pogled.” Direktor ga \u017ee vle\u010de za seboj in re\u010de:<\/p>\n

“Ne skrbi! Rad bi ji samo pokazal kako izgleda \u010dlovek, ki se je odpovedal pija\u010di, hazardiranju in igranju golfa.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Direktor nekega podjetja se sprehaja po mestu, ko ga nagovori klo\u0161ar. Prosi ga za nekaj drobi\u017ea. Direktor ima poseben dan, zares izvle\u010de iz \u017eepa denarnico in vpra\u0161a klo\u0161arja: “A bo\u0161 denar porabil za viski?” Klo\u0161ar re\u010de:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[1171,1170,1172,59],"class_list":["post-1332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sluzbeni","tag-direktorski-vici","tag-podjetje","tag-sale-direktorji","tag-sluzbeni-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}