{"id":13020,"date":"2012-10-31T09:55:06","date_gmt":"2012-10-31T08:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=13020"},"modified":"2012-10-31T09:55:06","modified_gmt":"2012-10-31T08:55:06","slug":"mujo-i-haso-u-frankfurtu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/mujo-i-haso-u-frankfurtu","title":{"rendered":"Mujo i Haso u Frankfurtu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div>Do\u0161li Mujo i Haso u Frankfurt i zaustave se na benzinskoj pumpi, radnik pita:<\/div>\n<div>-&#8220;Super?&#8221;, Mujo odgovara: &#8220;Jok, vodu, do vrha!&#8221;.<\/div>\n<div>Fritz se \u010dudi, ne vjeruje i to\u010di vodu u rezervoar stojadina, i kad zavr\u0161i,<!--more--><\/div>\n<div>iza\u0111e Mujo, ubaci u rezervoar tabletu, stavi poklopac i odvijeze se. Drugi dan tako, tre\u0107i tako\u0111er,<\/div>\n<div>i onda Fritz o tome obavijesti svog direktora Dietricha.<\/div>\n<div>Do\u0111e Mujo opet slijede\u0107eg dana, isti postupak, ali direktor do\u0111e i ka\u017ee:<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Ho\u0107ete li mi, gospodine, prodati te va\u0161e tablete za 1 milijun maraka?&#8221;. &#8220;Ne\u0107u, ho\u0107u najmanje 2 milijuna&#8221;,<\/div>\n<div>odgovara Mujo. Direktor ka\u017ee da je OK, donese lovu i uzme tablete. Muji napune vodu, on ode,<\/div>\n<div>a Haso ga pita:<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Bolan Mujo, a na \u0161to \u0107emo se od sada voziti kad ti prodao one tablete?&#8221;<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Pa na PLIN, kao i dosada, a na \u0161ta bi ?&#8221;<\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do\u0161li Mujo i Haso u Frankfurt i zaustave se na benzinskoj pumpi, radnik pita: -&#8220;Super?&#8221;, Mujo odgovara: &#8220;Jok, vodu, do vrha!&#8221;. Fritz se \u010dudi, ne vjeruje i to\u010di vodu u rezervoar stojadina, i kad zavr\u0161i,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[455,456,6528,642,523,672,12487],"class_list":["post-13020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mujo-in-haso","tag-balkanski-vici","tag-bosanski-vici","tag-fransfurt","tag-haso","tag-mujo","tag-smesni-vici","tag-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13020"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13022,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13020\/revisions\/13022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}