{"id":1302,"date":"2008-09-13T13:30:28","date_gmt":"2008-09-13T12:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=1302"},"modified":"2008-09-13T13:30:28","modified_gmt":"2008-09-13T12:30:28","slug":"jecljavcek-v-trgovini-z-zivalmi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/jecljavcek-v-trgovini-z-zivalmi","title":{"rendered":"Jecljav\u010dek v trgovini z \u017eivalmi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pride jeclav\u010dek v trgovino z malimi \u017eivalmi in si ogleduje ptice.<br \/>\nZagleda sivega goloba z belo oznako okoli vratu in vpra\u0161a prodajalko:<br \/>\n&#8220;Kkkkoolko ppppride ttttta lllllepi ppppttic zz bbbello ooovratttnico?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Gospod, ta je golob grlica, pride pa 50 EUR&#8221; re\u010de prodajalka.<br \/>\nJeclav\u010dek kima z glavo in si ogleduje dalje. Pa zagleda malo ve\u010djo<br \/>\nptico: &#8220;Ggggospppa, kkkkaj pppa ttttale ppptic, kkkoolikko sttttane?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ja, tole pa je orel, je ptica roparica in pride 200 EUR.&#8221;<br \/>\nPa jeclav\u010dek zagleda veliko modro papigo: &#8220;Joj, kkkkakksen llllep<br \/>\npppptic, kkkkolikkko ppppa ttttta sssstttane?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tole pa je eksoticna ptica papiga in pride 500 EUR!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Ttttakkko dddragggo!!!&#8221; se za\u010dudi jeclav\u010dek.<br \/>\nPapiga ga pa pogleda in pravi: &#8220;Kaj k**** drago, sej bolj\u0161 govorim kot ti!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pride jeclav\u010dek v trgovino z malimi \u017eivalmi in si ogleduje ptice. Zagleda sivega goloba z belo oznako okoli vratu in vpra\u0161a prodajalko: &#8220;Kkkkoolko ppppride ttttta lllllepi ppppttic zz bbbello ooovratttnico?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[1141,81,273],"class_list":["post-1302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zivalski","tag-jecljavcek","tag-papiga","tag-zivalski-vici"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}