{"id":12931,"date":"2012-10-30T12:10:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-30T11:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=12931"},"modified":"2012-10-30T12:10:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-30T11:10:00","slug":"bolnisnica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/bolnisnica","title":{"rendered":"Bolni\u0161nica"},"content":{"rendered":"

Isto\u010dasno sta v bolni\u0161ni\u010dni prostor za predoperativno pripravo pri\u0161la<\/div>\n
dva pacienta za operacijo testisov. \u010cez nekaj \u010dasa je v to ambulanto<\/div>\n
pri\u0161la de\u017eurna medicinska sestra (bogato obdarjena, s svetlimi lasmi,<\/div>\n
v kratkem in ozkem krilu) ter jima rekla:<\/div>\n
\u201cZaradi specifi\u010dnosti tega<\/div>\n
operativnega posega je potrebno tik pred operacijo izprazniti semenovode.\u201d<\/div>\n
Takoj nato je pristopila k prvemu pacientu, vzela njegovo orodje v roke in<\/div>\n
ga za\u010dela mo\u010dno in hitro masirati. Pacient je bil najprej nekoliko<\/div>\n
nelagodno presene\u010den, vendar pa so bili semenovodi v kratkem \u010dasu<\/div>\n
izpraznjeni, on pa se je ob tem kar dobro po\u010dutil.<\/div>\n
Na vrsto je prisel drugi pacient. Sestra ga je slekla, potem se je<\/div>\n
slekla se ona in ga pri tem ves \u010das bo\u017eala. Potem se je po\u010dasi za\u010dela<\/div>\n
spu\u0161\u010dati proti spodnjemu delu trebuha in ga poljubljala\u2026 itd.<\/div>\n
Prvi pacient vidno razo\u010daran vpra\u0161a sestro:<\/div>\n
\u201cKaj pa je zdaj to, njega ste slekli in mu ga ne\u017eno po\u010dasi sesali, meni pa samo hitro naroko\u2026?\u201d<\/div>\n
Sestra se razumevajo\u010de nasmehne:<\/div>\n
\u201cGospod, vidite, to je pa razlika med obveznim in dodatnim zdravstvenim zavarovanjem\u2026\u201d<\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Isto\u010dasno sta v bolni\u0161ni\u010dni prostor za predoperativno pripravo pri\u0161la dva pacienta za operacijo testisov. \u010cez nekaj \u010dasa je v to ambulanto pri\u0161la de\u017eurna medicinska sestra (bogato obdarjena, s svetlimi lasmi, v kratkem in ozkem krilu) ter jima rekla: \u201cZaradi specifi\u010dnosti tega<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[6488,6487,5904,12487,203,6489],"class_list":["post-12931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zdravstveni","tag-bolnica","tag-bolnisnica","tag-smesno","tag-vici","tag-zdravstveni-vici","tag-zdravstveno"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12931"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12931\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}