{"id":128,"date":"2008-04-11T16:20:26","date_gmt":"2008-04-11T15:20:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=128"},"modified":"2008-04-11T16:20:26","modified_gmt":"2008-04-11T15:20:26","slug":"jelincic-in-hrvati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/jelincic-in-hrvati","title":{"rendered":"Jelin\u010di\u010d in hrvati"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V porodni\u0161nici so sestre po nesre\u010di zamenjale tri identifikacijske zapestnice.<\/p>\n<p>Tako v posteljicah le\u017eijo trije novorojen\u010dki, sestre pa vedo le to, da so o\u010detje temnopolti turist, neki Hrvat in Zmago Jelin\u010di\u010d.<\/p>\n<p>V tistem trenutku pridejo o\u010detje, vidijo zaskrbljene sestre in te jih prosijo, naj jim pomagajo urediti zmedo.<\/p>\n<p>O\u010detje se popraskajo po glavah, nakar Jelin\u010di\u010d zagrabi malega \u010drn\u010dka, ga ne\u017eno, poln o\u010detovskega ponosa stisne k sebi in \u017ee hiti proti vratom.<\/p>\n<p>Sestre zavpijejo: &#8216;Gospod Plemeniti, kaj pa je z vami. Vi in va\u0161a \u017eena sta belca!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Jelin\u010di\u010d naglo odvrne: &#8216;Veste kaj, ne bi rad vsega \u017eivljenja pre\u017eivel v dilemi, da morda hranim Hrvata!&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V porodni\u0161nici so sestre po nesre\u010di zamenjale tri identifikacijske zapestnice. Tako v posteljicah le\u017eijo trije novorojen\u010dki, sestre pa vedo le to, da so o\u010detje temnopolti turist, neki Hrvat in Zmago Jelin\u010di\u010d. V tistem trenutku pridejo o\u010detje, vidijo zaskrbljene sestre in te jih prosijo, naj jim pomagajo urediti zmedo. O\u010detje se popraskajo po glavah, nakar Jelin\u010di\u010d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[327,328,329],"class_list":["post-128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politicni","tag-jelincic","tag-politicni-vici","tag-vici-politika"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}