{"id":10608,"date":"2012-10-06T12:15:20","date_gmt":"2012-10-06T11:15:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=10608"},"modified":"2012-10-06T12:15:20","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T11:15:20","slug":"klofuta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/klofuta","title":{"rendered":"Klofuta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V vlaku, v kupeju, sedijo: lepa blondinka, nuna, Bosanec in Slovenec.<\/p>\n<p>Vlak zapelje v predor, nastane popolna tema in zasli\u0161i se glasen pok klofute.<br \/>Ko pripelje vlak iz predora, se Slovenec dr\u017ei za obraz in gleda presene\u010deno.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>Misli si nuna:&#8221;Sigurno je ta bedak \u0161latal blondinko, pa mu je ta prisolila klofuto.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Misli si blondinka:&#8221;Sigurno je ta tip hotel po\u0161latati mene, pa je v temi, slu\u010dajno po\u0161latal nuno in jih je zato dobil po nosu.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Misli si Slovenec:&#8221;Sigurno je ta prostak Bosanec hotel po\u0161latati eno od teh dveh \u017eensk, pa sem jaz dobil klofuto, ne kriv ne dol\u017ean.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Misli si Bosanec:&#8221;Kad \u0107e opet taj tunel da mu zalijepim jo\u0161 jednu!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V vlaku, v kupeju, sedijo: lepa blondinka, nuna, Bosanec in Slovenec. Vlak zapelje v predor, nastane popolna tema in zasli\u0161i se glasen pok klofute.Ko pripelje vlak iz predora, se Slovenec dr\u017ei za obraz in gleda presene\u010deno.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[453],"tags":[561,5544,1388,535],"class_list":["post-10608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-balkanski","tag-balkanske-sale","tag-klofuta","tag-vicevi-balkanski","tag-vici-balkanski"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10608"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10609,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10608\/revisions\/10609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}