{"id":1018,"date":"2008-07-07T10:11:39","date_gmt":"2008-07-07T09:11:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/?p=1018"},"modified":"2008-07-07T10:11:39","modified_gmt":"2008-07-07T09:11:39","slug":"zenska-in-racunalnik-racunalniske-sale-zenske-sale-zenski-vici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/zenska-in-racunalnik-racunalniske-sale-zenske-sale-zenski-vici","title":{"rendered":"\u017denska in ra\u010dunalnik"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. INTERNET \u017eenska: za dostop morate pla\u010dati.<\/p>\n<p>2. SERVER \u017eenska: vedno je zaposlena in ko jo potrebujete, je<br \/>\npreobremenjena.<\/p>\n<p>3. WINDOWS \u017eenska: veste, da ima veliko napak, pa kljub temu ne morete brez<br \/>\nnje.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>4. POWERPOINT \u017eenska: idealna je za predstavitev ljudem na kakem slavju.<\/p>\n<p>5. EXCEL \u017eenska: govori se, da zmore marsikaj, a vi vedno uporabljate samo<br \/>\nosnovne \u0161tiri funkcije.<\/p>\n<p>6. WORD \u017eenska: vsak dan znova vas presene\u010da in na svetu ni nikogar, ki bi<br \/>\njo povsem razumel.<\/p>\n<p>7. MS-DOS \u017eenska: vsi so jo imeli in nih\u010de ve\u010d je no\u010de.<\/p>\n<p>8. BACK-UP \u017eenska: mislite, da ima vse, a ko enkrat res nekaj potrebujete,<br \/>\nvidite, da ji vseeno nekaj manjka.<\/p>\n<p>9. SCANDISK \u017eenska: vsi vemo, da lahko naredi veliko dobrega, a v bistvu<br \/>\nnih\u010de natanko ne ve, \u010desa je sposobna.<\/p>\n<p>10. SCREEN SAVER \u017eenska: nima posebnih funkcij, a jo radi gledate.<\/p>\n<p>11. HARD DISK \u017eenska: spomni se vsega, ob vsakem \u010dasu.<\/p>\n<p>12. E-MAIL \u017eenska: od desetih stvari, ki vam jih pove, je devet popolnih<br \/>\nneumnosti.<\/p>\n<p>13. VIRUS \u017eenska: ko najmanj pri\u010dakujete, se instalira v va\u0161e stanovanje in<br \/>\nsi prigrabi va\u0161e stvari.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. INTERNET \u017eenska: za dostop morate pla\u010dati. 2. SERVER \u017eenska: vedno je zaposlena in ko jo potrebujete, je preobremenjena. 3. WINDOWS \u017eenska: veste, da ima veliko napak, pa kljub temu ne morete brez nje.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,35],"tags":[508,753],"class_list":["post-1018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-racunalniski","category-zenske","tag-racunalniski-vici","tag-zenske-sale"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1018"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verzi-vici.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}