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Hard rock

Posted on August 17, 2009 | Comments Off on Hard rock

Voze se Mujo I Haso u autobusu, vrućina, kad će šofer.

– Da vam pustim air condition?

– Nemoj. Pusti neke narodnjake, nismo mi za taj hard rock.

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Nemški turist i mujo

Posted on October 5, 2008 | Comments Off on Nemški turist i mujo

Sreča nemški turist Mujota, ki leži na pomolu.

Pravi mu: “Zakaj ne loviš rib?”

On: “Šta ču s njima?”

Turist: “Ko jih boš dosti nalovil, si boš kupil mrežo.”

On: “A šta ču onda?”

Turist: “Nalovil jih boš toliko, da si boš kupil čoln.”

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Moj golube

Posted on September 30, 2008 | Comments Off on Moj golube

Meni je bila veliko bolj všeč tista:

Mujo: Haso jesi li donesio kruh za golube?

Haso: Pa nemam ni mrvice kod kuče.

Mujo: Pa ništa onda. jedečemo ih bez kruha.

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Črn Haso

Posted on September 23, 2008 | Comments Off on Črn Haso

Mujo sreča Hasa, ki je ves črn:

“Haso..Ja kaj je pa bilo s tabo?”

“Policaj me je ustavil in zahteval dokumente.”

“In…”

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Vrača se Haso v Sarajevo

Posted on May 13, 2008 | Comments Off on Vrača se Haso v Sarajevo

Vraca se Haso u Sarajevo nakon rata i posjecuje prijatelje.

Sretne prvo Sulju i tako pita za ostale, uglavnom, kako je Mujo,
sta radi.
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Otplivo Haso

Posted on May 13, 2008 | Comments Off on Otplivo Haso

Otplivo Haso malo dalje od obale, a Mujo ga upozorava:

– Hasooooo, nemoj daleko, da te ne ufati grc!!!!!

Slusa to Fata pa zaprijeti malom Mujici:
– Jes’ cuo, nemoj ic’ daleko u vodu, IMA GRCEVA!!!

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Blondinka in Mujo

Posted on April 25, 2008 | Comments Off on Blondinka in Mujo

mujo: Blondinka kako se zoveš.

blondinka: Izabela

mujo: iza čega????????

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