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Pivo in konjak

Posted on October 9, 2013 | Comments Off on Pivo in konjak

Mujo in Haso se oglasita v gostilni.
Natakar ju prijazno pozdravi:
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Drwa

Posted on October 11, 2012 | Comments Off on Drwa

Pride Mujo k Hasi sredi noči in ga vpraša:

“Haso, potrebuješ drva?”

“Ne potrebujem jih, kaj mi bodo sedaj?”

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Kafica

Posted on October 9, 2012 | Comments Off on Kafica

Mujo na carini:

Carinik: alkohol?
Mujo: ne pijem.
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Huda lepotička

Posted on September 18, 2012 | Comments Off on Huda lepotička

Fletna lepotička čaka v avtu pred redečim semaforjem. Mimo se pripelje in ustavi Mujo. Nekaj časa se gledata, nakar Mujo začne spuščati šipo. Ona vsa v pričakovanjih kaj bo rekel stori enako.

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Pošten Mujo

Posted on May 10, 2012 | Comments Off on Pošten Mujo

Mujo: “Dragi moj Haso, veš, da so včasih ženske za mano letale kot nore…”

Haso: “Zakaj pa zdaj več ne, Mujo?”

Mujo: “Eh, ne kradem več torbic.”

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