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When an engineer says that something can’t be done, it’s a code phrase that means it’s not fun to do.

Windows VS Mac:
Yeah, Windows is great… I used it to download Linux/order Mac online.

If Windows is the answer, it must have been a stupid question. — Filip Van Raemdonck

Only 10% are Mac users. But remember, we’re the top 10%

That which does not kill me makes me stronger. That which does kill me I’ll deal with when I respawn.