The great Homer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another.
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another.
A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl answered with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!" …
You're damned if you're too thin and you're damnes if you're too heavy. According to the press i've been both. It's impossible to satisfy everyone and i suggest we stop trying!
1. The stethoscope 2. They can give you the gift of "missing them" because they are always at work 3. They can give you a free medical consultation 4. You save yourself …
I never think of the future it comes soon enough.
Before God we are all equally wise and equally foolish.
I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.
The best time to plan a book is while you're doing the dishes.
Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them.