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Angleški verzi, misli in pregovori

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Angleški verzi, misli in pregovori

The great Homer

I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another.

Angleški verzi, misli in pregovori

In the library

A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl answered with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!" …

Angleški verzi, misli in pregovori

Too thin and too heavy

You're damned if you're too thin and you're damnes if you're too heavy. According to the press i've been both. It's impossible to satisfy everyone and i suggest we stop trying!

Angleški verzi, misli in pregovori

20 reasons why you should date a doctor!

1. The stethoscope 2. They can give you the gift of "missing them" because they are always at work 3. They can give you a free medical consultation 4. You save yourself …

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Imagination

Imagination is more important than knowledge...

Angleški verzi, misli in pregovori

Wise and foolish

Before God we are all equally wise and equally foolish.

Angleški verzi, misli in pregovori

Invention

I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.

Angleški verzi, misli in pregovori

Plan a book

The best time to plan a book is while you're doing the dishes.