Basanc govori anglešk

Do you speak English?
Yes!
Name?
Abdul al-Rhazib.
Sex?
Yes. Yes. Three to five times a week.
No, no…I mean male or female?
Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
Holy cow!
Yes, cow , sheep, animals in general.
But isn’t that hostile?
Horse style, doggy style, any style!
Oh dear!
No, no! Deer run too fast….