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Ferdo ima dva sinova, dvojčka.

Prvi je pesimist, drugi pa optimist.

Pa pesimistu za rojstni dan kupi vlakec na električni pogon,

optimistu pa podari kup dreka.

Naslednje jutro pesimist odvije darilo in reče:

Ah, sedaj bom pa

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moral kupovati še baterije za vlakec.

Optimist pa odvije svoje darilo, strmi v kup dreka in reče:

jeeeej dobil sem ponija! Le da ga sedaj ni tukaj.

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