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Terminator

Posted on January 16, 2013 | Comments Off on Terminator

James Cameron je najprej hotel, da bi Chuck Norris igral Terminatorja. A po premisleku je ugotovil, da bi to njegov film spremenilo v dokumentarec, zato je raje izbral Arnolda Schwarzeneggerja.  plesauc

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Uporabljajte te kletvice…

Posted on January 16, 2013 | Comments Off on Uporabljajte te kletvice…

Da bi ti Murko pel na poroki.
Da bi ti otrok fušal kot Sandra Auer.
Da bi ti Baričevič psa čuval.
Da bi ti krava v glavo prdnila. Continue reading →

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And that vegetable is?

Posted on January 16, 2013 | Comments Off on And that vegetable is?

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.

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Posted in Angleški verzi, misli in pregovori

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Tuš joče

Posted on January 16, 2013 | Comments Off on Tuš joče

Ko Chuck Norris stopi pod tuš ne odpre vode, ampak se tuš začne jokati od strahu.

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Lenuharjenje

Posted on January 10, 2013 | Comments Off on Lenuharjenje

Kar lahko narediš danes, ne odlašaj na jutri, marveč reci, da si naredil že včeraj.

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Posted in Smešni-Zabavni verzi

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Vrline treznosti

Posted on January 10, 2013 | Comments Off on Vrline treznosti

Pogled na pijanca je najboljši pouk o vrlinah treznosti.

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Primi se za knjige!

Posted on January 10, 2013 | Comments Off on Primi se za knjige!

Ljubezen je jaka, a ni za dijaka, pusti te brige, primi se knjige!

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Payback!

Posted on January 10, 2013 | Comments Off on Payback!

Hotel sem ti povedati šalo, ob kateri bi ti odpadle joške od smeha, pa me je očitno že nekdo prehitel…

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Smrči pa boš spal sam

Posted on January 10, 2013 | Comments Off on Smrči pa boš spal sam

Smej se, pa se bo ves svet smejal s teboj. Smrči, pa boš spal sam.

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Posted in Smešni-Zabavni verzi

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It is a God

Posted on January 10, 2013 | Comments Off on It is a God

If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you this gift.

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Posted in Angleški verzi, misli in pregovori

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