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Love takes off

Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.

5 modrih

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.

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Oldies darilo za božič

Grandad: “When I was your age, all I’ve got for Christmas was an apple and a blackberry.

brawo

Boy: “WTF?!?!  A laptop and a mobile phone?!”

 

Malce tujih šal

What is 1,000 white people running down a hill?

Avalanche.

What is a 1,000 mexicans running down a hill?

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Audition

3 men (a Belgian, a German and a French) have an audition for a
new job in England. The interviewer tells them:
“OK, you’ll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 words: green, pink and yellow.”

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Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don’t have enough time)
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