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Mraz

Posted on January 2, 2015 | Comments Off on Mraz

Tok je mrzlo, da še ptički peš hodjo plesauc

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Novoletna zaobljuba

Posted on January 2, 2015 | Comments Off on Novoletna zaobljuba

Lahko bi letos shujšala, amapak ne bom..!!

Da ne bodo ljudje mislili, da nimam kaj jesti naumnDa

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Vrhunec pijančevanja

Posted on September 16, 2014 | Comments Off on Vrhunec pijančevanja

Kaj je vrhunec pijančevanja?

Da objemaš tuš pa mu govoriš naj neha jokat jokowa

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Ti ti ti ti ti

Posted on June 29, 2013 | Comments Off on Ti ti ti ti ti

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Lepinji vs. pica

Posted on April 13, 2013 | Comments Off on Lepinji vs. pica

Hodita 2 lepinji po cesti in zagledata pico.

Pa reče prva drugi: ‘Glej jo cipo, kako je namazana’  veseu

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Malo strasti

Posted on January 14, 2013 | Comments Off on Malo strasti

Spomni se, da sva skupaj ujela,
malo sreče in malo strasti.
Vse, kar zdaj sva in kar sva imela,
naj ti govori… naumnDa

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Bela čokolada

Posted on January 10, 2013 | Comments Off on Bela čokolada

Zakaj si črnci v kinu vzamejo belo čokolado?”
“Da se med gledanjem filma in grickanjem ne ugriznejo v prste!” plesauc

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Parket

Posted on December 5, 2012 | Comments Off on Parket

Vedno ko boš padel bom jaz tu zate. Tvoj novi parket brawo

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Facebook prijatelj

Posted on October 22, 2012 | Comments Off on Facebook prijatelj

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you?

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Zlezi v rit

Posted on September 30, 2012 | Comments Off on Zlezi v rit

Če si želiš na bolje in ti gre za profit,

si kupi kakšno olje in zlezi v pravo rit brawo

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