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	<title>Verzi-vici.com &#187; Sms vici</title>
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		<title>Solatka</title>
		<link>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/solatka-sms-sale-sms-vici-vici-sms-sale-sms</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[sms šale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[solata]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kdaj solata izgubi nedolžnost?? Takrat,ko jo ptiči zacnejo kavsat! Doooooooooh :)))]]></description>
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		<title>Kaj je to?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 14:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[smeh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sms šala]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sms vic]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verzi-vici.com/?p=2117</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kaj je to? Pred uporabo trdo, med uporabo mokro, po uporabi pa iz njega teče? Dežnik valda :D]]></description>
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		<title>Pustna sms šala</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 18:33:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[mešani vici]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[šala mešana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vici pustni]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verzi-vici.com/?p=2027</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Od sonca ožgani, od piva pijani, finančno suhi, Vas pozdravljajo pustni lenuhi]]></description>
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		<title>Kaj je to</title>
		<link>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/kaj-je-to-sms-vici-nove-sms-sale-vici-sms</link>
		<comments>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/kaj-je-to-sms-vici-nove-sms-sale-vici-sms#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[novi sms vici]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verzi-vici.com/?p=1995</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kaj je to? Pred uporabo trdo, med uporabo mokro, po uporabi pa iz njega teče? DEŽNIK]]></description>
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		<title>Zabavna sms šala</title>
		<link>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/zabavna-sms-sala-sms-vici</link>
		<comments>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/zabavna-sms-sala-sms-vici#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 08:10:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sms šale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vici sms]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verzi-vici.com/?p=1913</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kaj si misli slon, ko zagleda na nudistični plaži nekega nudista? Le kako lahko diha s tako malim rilcem]]></description>
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		<title>Nova sms šala</title>
		<link>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/nova-sms-sala-nove-sms-sale-sms-sala-sms-vici</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:45:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[šala sms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vici sms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Skregal sem se s sosedom, takrat ko sva našla skupni jezik pri ženi.]]></description>
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		<title>Potniki v jugu</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amortizerji]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jugo potniki]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yugo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Kako pravimo potnikom v YUGU. Amortizerji.]]></description>
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		<title>Blokiran sms</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blokiran sms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[šala sms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sms šale]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verzi-vici.com/?p=1677</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tistim, ki se radi šalite na moj račun, sporočam da je ta blokiran !!!]]></description>
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		<title>Slon in rdeče oči</title>
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		<comments>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/slon-in-rdece-oci-sms-vici-sms-sale-sale-sms-vici#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 15:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smešni sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sms šale]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verzi-vici.com/?p=1640</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Zakaj ima slon rdeče oči? Da se lažje skrije med jagode.]]></description>
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		<title>Blesav sms vic</title>
		<link>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/blesav-sms-vic</link>
		<comments>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/blesav-sms-vic#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 15:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smešen sms vic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sms vic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vici sms smešni]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verzi-vici.com/?p=1639</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kva je to, leta pa zlato je? Muha z zlatim zobom.]]></description>
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		<title>Osvajanje prek sms a</title>
		<link>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/osvajanje-prek-sms-a</link>
		<comments>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/osvajanje-prek-sms-a#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 08:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kjut sms verz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[šala sms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sms vic]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verzi-vici.com/?p=1616</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ali mi daš tvojo telefonsko? A nimaš svoje?]]></description>
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		<title>Hud sms vic</title>
		<link>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/hud-sms-vic</link>
		<comments>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/hud-sms-vic#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 08:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[šale sms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sms šala]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sms vic]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Če imaš kaj časa, pridi na partijo šaha! Manjka nam en konj!]]></description>
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		<title>Zabavna sms šala</title>
		<link>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/zabavna-sms-sala</link>
		<comments>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/zabavna-sms-sala#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:34:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hecna sms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sms šala]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zabavna sms šala]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verzi-vici.com/?p=1448</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Na svetu je veliko norih ljudi a sranje je, ko zveš da si eden izmed njih ti.]]></description>
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		<title>Srečni kitajci</title>
		<link>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/srecni-kitajci</link>
		<comments>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/srecni-kitajci#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kratke šale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kratki vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[šale kratke]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verzi-vici.com/?p=1430</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Zakaj so Kitajci tako srečni, ko vidijo vzhodnega Nemca?&#8221; &#8220;Ker imajo še vedno zid!&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Dobri novi sms vici</title>
		<link>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/dobri-novi-sms-vici</link>
		<comments>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/dobri-novi-sms-vici#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 08:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[šale sms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sms šale]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verzi-vici.com/?p=1111</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kaj je optimizem? Ko vidiš klošarja v parku, ki bere revijo Moj dom! Dve čarovnici sedita na metli, pa pride mimo ena na sesalcu, pa tista na metli pravi drugi: &#8220;oh, spet te rokerke! &#8221; Gre Mujo po obali, pa vidi enga, ko se utaplja. Pa pride reševalec mimo, pa reče: &#8220;Ja, kaj pa ti [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hudo dober sms vic</title>
		<link>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/hudo-dober-sms-vic</link>
		<comments>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/hudo-dober-sms-vic#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[šala sms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sms vic]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verzi-vici.com/?p=1045</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Včasih se smejiš, pa nihče ne opazi tvojega nasmeha. Včasih jočeš, pa nihče ne opazi tvojih solz. Poskusi prdniti&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Resnična nova sms šala</title>
		<link>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/resnicna-nova-sms-sala-sms-vici-sms-sale-sale-sms-sms-vic</link>
		<comments>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/resnicna-nova-sms-sala-sms-vici-sms-sale-sale-sms-sms-vic#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:06:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vici sms]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verzi-vici.com/?p=1038</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Obvestilo: Danes od 10:00 do 14:00 poteka snemanje Vaše lepe vasi, zato Vas prosimo, da se v tem času zadržujete v hiši..]]></description>
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		<title>Sreča za vse</title>
		<link>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/sreca-za-vse</link>
		<comments>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/sreca-za-vse#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sms šale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vici sms]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verzi-vici.com/?p=981</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[NEKEGA DNE SEM POGLEDAL V NEBO. VIDEL SEM PTICO, KI SE MI JE TAKOJ ZATEM POSRALA V OKO. NISEM SE NASMEJAL, NITI JOKAL IN PREKLINJAL NISEM. BIL SEM ENOSTAVNO SREČEN, KER KRAVE NE LETIJO !]]></description>
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		<title>Cigareta</title>
		<link>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/cigareta</link>
		<comments>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/cigareta#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cigareta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sms verzi]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verzi-vici.com/?p=902</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Cigareta je zvitek tobaka, ki ima na eni strani ogenj na drugi bedaka.]]></description>
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		<title>Voščilo za praznik</title>
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		<comments>http://www.verzi-vici.com/index.php/voscilo-za-praznik#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sms vici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[verzi sms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Za tvoj praznik si želim, da ti gobec skup zdrobim, mnogo sreče in pa zdravja, ti kurb+++ piz&#8221; kravja.]]></description>
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