Audition


3 men (a Belgian, a German and a French) have an audition for a
new job in England. The interviewer tells them:
“OK, you’ll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 words: green, pink and yellow.”

First, the Belgian says :
“I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper
and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV”.

Then, the German:
“I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass
and I think to myself: I hope it will be a pink day”.

And the French :
“I wake up in ze morningk, I hear ze phone : green… green…
green… pink up ze phone and I say “Yellow?”…